i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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