My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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