so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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