chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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