she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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