We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
last night I used snow as a chaser
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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