her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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