Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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