I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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