Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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