Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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