It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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