omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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