Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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