found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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