You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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