No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
false alarm. still invincible.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
