I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
the raccoons are back...
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