I got chris browned last night
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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