what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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