Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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