Say something about gay babies.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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