But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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