She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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