god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Can I color on your dick again?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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