What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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