Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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