I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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