and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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