do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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