I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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