You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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