Someone shit on the floor
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You're like the curious george of whores
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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