There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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