How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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