i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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