if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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