I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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