Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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