Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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