They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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