Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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