U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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