real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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