Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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