Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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