am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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