...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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