I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
its not stalking. its research.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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