Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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