covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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